I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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