...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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