My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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