Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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