He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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