Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
