i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I forget how to act sober
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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