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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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