You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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