We're facebook friends in real life
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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