the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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