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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You smell like stripper and shame
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When are your genitals available?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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