Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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