shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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