yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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