So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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