You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
love makes seman taste better
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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