Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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