How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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