so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
tell me about the fingering
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