i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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