Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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