Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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