people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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