is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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