His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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