just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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