I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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