so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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