I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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