Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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