just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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