Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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