sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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