There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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