He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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