community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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