people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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