Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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