so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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