my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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