is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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