I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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