Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They took my balls.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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