Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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