We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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