she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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