called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it was like eating out sand paper
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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