Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My balls are so social today.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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