Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize