Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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