she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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