Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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