Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You can't just leave with hair like that
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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